1417 Posted on 2005-08-10 at 10:24:24
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[10:21] «stu|office» ho hum, all of my other work vanishes when my boss says " I've got my pc in the back of the MG, it wouldn't turn on last night, can you have a look "
[10:21] ¢ stu|office diagnosed the problem as the on / off switch on the PSU being toggled to "off"
[10:22] «Stoned|Work» hehe
[10:22] «Stoned|Work» you are a genius stu|office :)
[10:22] «stu|office» it came to me in a dream
1416 Posted on 2005-06-24 at 08:32:22
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<Kryt> spam is getting very disturbing, just recieved one depicting a quite obviously gay male inserting a 2 litre size coke bottle in his arse
<Kryt> im not sure whats worse, that or goatse :|
<Deathace> at least the bottle will catch all the dribble
<Kryt> eww
1414 Posted on 2004-08-16 at 21:08:30
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From November '99
[11:28] <Bazerka> ffs
[11:28] <Bazerka> Morpheus can be a knob on occasions
[11:29] <Smiler> Bazerka- why what has he done now?
[11:29] <Bazerka> Smiler- he has proclaimed that bunny hopping is a cheat
[11:29] <Raichu> lol
[11:30] <Bazerka> and he thinks that someone should speak to Zoid et all about getting it removed
1413 Posted on 2004-07-15 at 17:37:05
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[@Evil|D2]: I hang out on the classist forums:
[@Evil|D2]: So there I was on this pedestal, wearing leather chaps, surrounded by midgets, all touching each other riding goats...
[@|Stoned]: erm...
[@|Stoned]: i won't ask
1411 Posted on 2004-05-19 at 08:30:03
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<|kore|> shawshank redemtion, is that the one witht he ducati's?
Score 0 from 0 Votes1410 Posted on 2004-04-12 at 16:29:53
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<|Kore|> anyone here got a seiko watch? having hella problems with my one ive just got :|
<Mendez> well Kore, the little hand will be pointing to 4 and the big hand will be pointing to twenty seven
1409 Posted on 2003-11-22 at 13:12:21
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(@Veng): after the final final whistle the wife said "that wilkinsons quite cute" ... I agreed, stating "if he wanted to fuck me up the arse RIGHT NOW i would let him. hell, I would even beg him to do it"
(@Veng): she looked at me funny
(@Veng): as did the kids
1408 Posted on 2003-11-22 at 11:50:14
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(@Din0): <somespoiltaussiecunt> UR TEAM SUCKS COS ONE PLAYER WON THE GAME
(@Din0): <pixie> your team sucks cos one player beat them
1407 Posted on 2003-11-21 at 19:29:45
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<Fragster> hmm, where is it u go? :)
<Phat_Ass> Northumbria
<KaNgA> wheres that? :P
<Phat_Ass> Newcastle
<Phat_Ass> the 2 unis are right next to each toher
<KaNgA> hmm, doesnt ring a bell. is that near to london?
<eQ-B> 07:26.10¯ <+Phat_Ass> Northumbria
<eQ-B> NORTH
<Fragster> lol
<eQ-B> HOW CAN IT BE IN THE SOUTH
<eQ-B> fs
<eQ-B> :)
1406 Posted on 2003-10-19 at 23:01:52
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[22:55] <Veng|Hat> for a pretty boy you are quite stupid
[22:55] <Veng|Hat> ;-)
[22:55] <|BONEMEAL|> but i am exceptionally pretty
[22:56] <Veng|Hat> almost girl like
[22:56] <|BONEMEAL|> if u like
[22:56] <Veng|Hat> but not as pretty as mendez, sorry
[22:56] <|BONEMEAL|> thats taken as read
[22:56] <Veng|Hat> he has that X factor, you just have max factor